Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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