It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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