found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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