Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You can't motorboat a personality
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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