you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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