I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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