You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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