Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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