Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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