Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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