some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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