is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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