She went from zero to smokin in five shots
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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