Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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