i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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