Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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