STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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