do herpes really smell.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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