turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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