I hate all girls vehemently.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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