i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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