Its about making memories worth repressing
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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