There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just blew my weed a kiss
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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