My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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