idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
50% drunk capacity currently
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
