That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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