no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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