oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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