you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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