Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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