Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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