but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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