it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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