dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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