I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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