he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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