wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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