I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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