so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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