i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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