talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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