If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
