Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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