we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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