what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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