I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
