he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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