So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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