I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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