Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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