Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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