I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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