So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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