Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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