STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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