I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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